Wednesday, December 30, 2009

That Boy Don't Take Anything Seriously


Seriously!?! You can't make this stuff up!

Russia may send spacecraft to knock away asteroid
By VLADIMIR ISACHENKOV, Associated Press Writer Vladimir Isachenkov, Associated Press Writer

MOSCOW – Russia's space agency chief said Wednesday a spacecraft may be dispatched to knock a large asteroid off course and reduce the chances of earth impact, even though U.S. scientists say such a scenario is unlikely.

Anatoly Perminov told Golos Rossii radio the space agency would hold a meeting soon to assess a mission to Apophis. He said his agency might eventually invite NASA, the European Space Agency, the Chinese space agency and others to join the project.

When the 270-meter (885-foot) asteroid was first discovered in 2004, astronomers estimated its chances of smashing into Earth in its first flyby, in 2029, at 1-in-37.

Further studies have ruled out the possibility of an impact in 2029, when the asteroid is expected to come no closer than 18,300 miles (29,450 kilometers) from Earth's surface, but they indicated a small possibility of a hit on subsequent encounters.

NASA had put the chances that Apophis could hit Earth in 2036 as 1-in-45,000. In October, after researchers recalculated the asteroid's path, the agency changed its estimate to 1-in-250,000.

NASA said another close encounter in 2068 will involve a 1-in-330,000 chance of impact.

Don Yeomans, who heads NASA's Near-Earth Object Program, said better calculations of Apophis' path in several years "will almost certainly remove any possibility of an Earth collision" in 2036.

"While Apophis is almost certainly not a problem, I am encouraged that the Russian science community is willing to study the various deflection options that would be available in the event of a future Earth threatening encounter by an asteroid," Yeomans said in an e-mail Wednesday.

Without mentioning NASA's conclusions, Perminov said that he heard from a scientist that Apophis is getting closer and may hit the planet. "I don't remember exactly, but it seems to me it could hit the Earth by 2032," Perminov said.

"People's lives are at stake. We should pay several hundred million dollars and build a system that would allow us to prevent a collision, rather than sit and wait for it to happen and kill hundreds of thousands of people," Perminov said.

Scientists have long theorized about asteroid deflection strategies. Some have proposed sending a probe to circle around a dangerous asteroid to gradually change its trajectory. Others suggested sending a spacecraft to collide with the asteroid and alter its momentum, or hitting it with nuclear weapons.

Perminov wouldn't disclose any details of the project, saying they still need to be worked out. But he said the mission wouldn't require any nuclear explosions.

Hollywood action films "Deep Impact" and "Armageddon," have featured space missions scrambling to avoid catastrophic collisions. In both movies, space crews use nuclear bombs in an attempt to prevent collisions.

"Calculations show that it's possible to create a special purpose spacecraft within the time we have, which would help avoid the collision," Perminov said. "The threat of collision can be averted."

Boris Shustov, the director of the Institute of Astronomy under the Russian Academy of Sciences, hailed Perminov's statement as a signal that officials had come to recognize the danger posed by asteroids.

"Apophis is just a symbolic example, there are many other dangerous objects we know little about," he said, according to RIA Novosti news agency.

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AP Science Writer Alicia Chang contributed to this story from Los Angeles.


Saturday, December 26, 2009

Abstain Until We Attain...A cry for true Health Care reform

As the President and Congress work on passing some sort of substantial Health Care legislation one may ask themselves "what can I do to help?"

We're so glad you asked!

Tuesday, December 22, 2009

Saturday, December 19, 2009

Snow Blind

The Iditarod is the worlds premier sled dog race. Competitors “mush” across 1,150 miles of snow covered land. They go through mountains, streams, forest. It takes a special kind of moxy to be a part of something like this and most of us (myself included) don’t have what it takes.


The Discovery Channel is airing a show that features a young lady by the name of Rachael Scdoris. She is from Bend Oregon and is the youngest person to ever compete in a 500 mile sled race. But this isn’t what makes her special. What makes her special is that she is legally blind.


If this were a Disney movie it would follow her entire experience. The preparation and the race itself. Sprinkle in a few flashbacks of her childhood and how she grew up with such a strong spirit, and end it all with her narrowly winning the Iditarod.

But this is real life so Rachael doesn’t win. At least not the race. She finishes 45th uttering her motto the entire way. "Trails great, dogs are good, I'm fine". This folks is a very sexy woman. And she instantly qualifies for Hero status.


Daniel Adler Hates Spam

Here's a few random news stories from the past few months.

In the past three years, at least 39 drivers in Dallas have been ticketed by police officers for the "offense" of being "a non-English speaking driver," according to a Dallas Morning News investigation in October. The software for officers' in-car computers features a check-off box with the phrase, perhaps leading officers (and their sergeants) to believe it constituted a separate traffic offense rather than merely an indication that the motorist might not have understood an officer's instructions. The police chief expressed shock at the report and promised to end the practice. [Dallas Morning News, 10-23-09]

The Public Record: From the Findlay, Ohio, police: "A woman called the police early Saturday morning (Oct. 31) during an argument with her husband after he claimed that the woman's daughter performed oral sex on him, and the daughter was better at it." [The Courier (Findlay), 11-2-09]

From the Steamboat Pilot (Steamboat Springs, Colo.), Nov. 4: "Police were called to a report of a suspicious incident in the 2900 block of West Acres Drive where a woman reported that she found feces in her toilet that she did not think she put there." [Steamboat Pilot, 11-4-09]

Five people were arrested in Los Angeles in October and charged with kidnapping and "torturing" two "loan modification" agents who had taken fees while promising to save their home from foreclosure but had allegedly failed to help. [KTLA-TV (Los Angeles), 10-26-09]

Daniel Adler, 61, was arrested in October in Stony Point, N.Y., and charged with assault. Police said Adler had been solicited by a Sears Home Improvement telemarketer and had agreed to an appointment but that when the employee arrived, Adler allegedly punched him in the face. Adler said he had scheduled the appointment only to "advise" Sears, in person, to stop calling him. [WABC-TV (New York City), 10-12-09]

Thursday, December 17, 2009

Avatar Should Be Good But...


This Friday night the Admiral and I will head off to the Imax with some friends to see Avatar. Fox has shoved this movie down all our throats and I have bought into it enough to see it on the fancy smancy screen.

But that's another story for another day.

Today's story is all about Tony Stark. The trailer for Iron Man 2 hit the net today and that means that it instantly became your clip of the week.

Gigiddy!

"I hate paying bills … Son, don’t say ‘me too.’ I didn’t say that looking to relate to you. I said it instead of ‘go away.’"


If you find yourself computer bored (as I have been lately) give this a try. Go to Shit My Dad Says and enjoy the fun.

Here's a few examples...

Nov 16 #"I don’t need more friends. You got friends and all they do is ask you to help them move. Fuck that. I’m old. I’m through moving shit."

Nov 13 #"A mule kicked Uncle Bob once. Broke his ribs. He punched it in the face… My point? You have an ingrown fucking toenail. Stop bitching."

Nov 10 #"Remember this: you’re just a lucky fucking guy. If people start telling you your dick looks bigger, remember that it’s not."

Wednesday, December 2, 2009

Sex Ed

I don't know what the week will hold from here on in but as of right now this is your Clip O' the Week


Worth 1,000 Words


The Force Is Strong With This One



Remember in "Empire" when Luke lost his hand? They replaced it with this kick ass mechanical doo-hickey! We're almost there.

Experts: Man controlled robotic hand with thoughts
2 hrs 7 mins ago

ROME – A group of European scientists say they have successfully connected a robotic hand to a man who had lost an arm, allowing him to feel sensations in the artificial hand and control it with his thoughts.

The experiment lasted a month. Scientists say it was the first time an amputee has been able to make complex movements using his mind to control a biomechanic hand connected to his nervous system.

The Italian-led team said at a news conference Wednesday in Rome that last year they implanted electrodes into the arm of the patient, who had lost his left hand and forearm in a car accident.

The electrodes were removed after a month, during which the man learned to wiggle the robotic fingers and make other movements.

Tuesday, December 1, 2009

I Swear We Lost The Alamo. Didn't We?


I know I've been a bit reticent lately and that the postings have come in spurts. I'd apologize to you all but since you know I don't mean it I'll just say what Zee Germans say...bite me!

Ok maybe that isn't exactly German.

Here's a little something that made me chuckle. This is what happens when Texans are allowed to think. Haven't we learned yet people? Texas is a bit like that cousin we don't admit to having until he crashers your party drinks all your beer, and dry humps all your guests.

We lost the Alamo and still ended up keeping Texas. Talk about a crappy deal.

In approving an amendment to its constitution prohibiting gay marriage four years ago, Texas may have inadvertently outlawed all marriages in the state. And that could have implications for next year's race for attorney general.

The controversy stems from two snippets of phrasing voters opted to add to the state's constitution in 2005. The first was: "Marriage in this state shall consist only of the union of one man and one woman." It's the second provision, though -- "This state or a political subdivision of this state may not create or recognize any legal status identical or similar to marriage" -- that's creating the fuss.

Linguist Mark Lieberman, writing on the Language Log four years ago, opined that from a linguistic standpoint the law did indeed seem to outlaw all marriages, noting that "whatever marriage may be, it surely is 'a legal status identical or similar to' itself."

The wording could raise some thorny issues for the courts -- and for the state's attorney general race in 2010. The democratic candidate, Barbara Ann Radnofsky, has raised concerns about the amendment in her campaign, calling it "careless lawyering" that now necessitates an additional constitutional change.

"It quite arguably goes retroactive," Radnofsky told Politics Daily, "so that my husband of 27 years and I still love each other very much, but there may be considerable doubt over whether we're still married." She was unaware of any legal cases that had challenged the validity of marriage in Texas under the amendment, but added that it was "inevitable" that it could be brought into play in cases of inheritance, insurance claims or attempts to abolish common law marriages.


I consider this to be more evidence that the law makers in Texas are in fact latent homosexuals (not that there's anything wrong with that). If all marriages are abolished then everyone is on an equal plain regardless of sexual preference.

On second thought, maybe we should keep Texas after all.