Friday, September 25, 2009

Tale Of Two Cities – Epilogue (A long December)

According to my calendar Summer has officially ended. This past March I had envisioned spending it differently than I did. As Monty says “no one ever expects the Spanish Inquisition”.

Exactly 4 months and 1 day after being injured I made my return to the “scene of the crime”. I was fortunate enough to not be alone (thanks Whore-hito). With sweaty palms and shaky knees through the first 4 holes I persevered.

When I reached the 5th hole the best I could muster was some nervous laughter. My heart was pounding and I can remember times when it’s been easier to breathe. I bogied the hole and went on to shoot a 91 for the day.

The fact that I shot one of my better scores period on a course that had so much personally tragic history surrounding it is pretty monumental. To say that this particular dragon has been slain is an understatement.

Alas, since that day, my golf game has been decidedly shitty but life goes on. What has changed (again) is my perspective on life in general and golf in particular. I’d really like to play better. But if I never do I may just be ok with that. The fact that am still able to play means more to me than I can express.

So tonight I will reflect back on the last few months with a long draw of Scotch. I’ll drink to both the good and the bad because somehow I’m better for all of this having happened.

Besides…next year will be tons better. Right!?

Monday, September 21, 2009

Let The Eagle Soar

The Golden Eagle (Aquila chrysaetos) is one of the best known birds of prey in the Northern Hemisphere. Like all eagles, it belongs to the family Accipitridae. Once widespread across the Holarctic, it has disappeared from many of the more heavily populated areas. Despite being locally extinct or uncommon, the species is still fairly ubiquitous, being present in Eurasia, North America and parts of Africa.

These birds are dark brown, with lighter golden-brown plumage on their heads and necks. It has a wingspan averaging over 2 m (7 ft) and up to 1 m (3 ft) in body length. They are extremely swift, and can dive upon their quarry at speeds of more than 150 miles (241 kilometers) per hour.

Golden eagles use their speed and sharp talons to snatch up rabbits, marmots, and ground squirrels. They also eat carrion, reptiles, birds, fish, and smaller fare such as large insects. They have even been known to attack full-grown deer.

Golden eagle pairs maintain territories that may be as large as 60 square miles (155 square kilometers). They are monogamous and may remain with their mate for several years or possibly for life. Golden eagles nest in high places including cliffs, trees, or human structures such as telephone poles. They build huge nests to which they may return for several breeding years. Females lay from one to four eggs, and both parents incubate them for 40 to 45 days. Typically, one or two young survive to fledge in about three months.



Because “I’m A Doctor, Not A Miracle Worker” Was Taken

So a buddy of mine sent this to me last week and everytime I look at it, it makes me giggle.


Genki Wear, known for its licensed science fiction jewelry and perfumes, has produced what might be the most unusual Star Trek product ever: Star Trek colognes and perfume based on the original 1960s television show. In our latest look at Trek’s big Spring Collection, TrekMovie has all the exclusive first details and images on this unique addition to the pantheon of Star Trek merchandise.

An alcohol based synthetic, artificially reproducing a floral scent
- Data, describing the perfumes used by males of Angel I (TNG, "Angel One")

Genki Wear Star Trek Perfume – A trio of scents from the final frontier
There are three fragrances planned for 2009 with the monikers "Tiberius" "Red Shirt" and "Ponn Farr."


Tiberius
The Tiberius cologne, named in honor of the Mirror Universe James T. Kirk’s challenges users to "Boldly Go" with a perfume described as being spiked with "notes of freshness and sensuality." According to Genki Wear, the perfume has sweet citron zest, black pepper, and cedar as its top notes (top notes refers to those scents that are noticeable first) and warm vanilla, white musk, and sandalwood as its base notes (scents perceived last, usually about a half hour after application). Genki Wear promises that "Tiberius Cologne for men is difficult to define and impossible to refuse" which is also a pretty good description of the Mirror Kirk himself.

Red Shirt
Genki’s "Red Shirt" cologne (whose tag line "Because Tomorrow May Never Come" is priceless) celebrates the sacrifices of those often nameless crew of the USS Enterprise. Described appropriately as a cologne for those with a "devotion to living each day as it could be your last" the cologne has top notes of green mandarin, bergamot, and lavender, with base notes of leather and grey musk.

Both the Tiberius and Red Shirts are 100ml (3.4 oz) quality colognes built from long lasting fragrances for men, and will retail for $30-40 depending on the department or retail store.

Pon Farr
The most risqué titled of the new Star Trek fragrances is "Ponn Farr" which is a perfume designed to "drive him wild." It should only be used once every seven years (okay, that isn’t true). Named for the Vulcan mating ritual first introduced in the episode "Amok Time," this perfume is one of the newly designed products meant to appeal to female fans. More details and an image on Ponn Farr will be available soon.

A Star Trek First
While there was a cologne included in the 1996 Star Trek First Contact travel set (that also included a wallet and soap), this is the first time that Star Trek is getting a first class fragrance treatment in the perfume area. The First Contact cologne had a generic label and was in an inexpensive plastic bottle. The Genki Wear line, however, includes

Saturday, September 19, 2009

Angels Are Sexy Dudes

Before stumbling across the pole dancer last week this was going to be the COTW. But sometimes things just don't go the way you plan them to. Here's this weeks video goodness.


via videosift.com

Gigiddy

Friday, September 11, 2009

Know Your Limits

It’s important to be cognizant of what you can and cannot do. If you reach too far you may find that you’ve bitten off more than you can chew. For example, a few friends of mine love riding motorcycles. I’m just not that guy. And if I ever wanted to be that guy I’d be sure to train first before giving it a shot and putting it on film.

I also can’t fly a plane. So unless I’m the only guy willing to step up during some sort of in flight emergency, my happy ass is going to stay in my seat quoting Fight Club.

My point is that you have to know your limitations. Here’s your clip of the week.


Sunday, September 6, 2009

Shut Up And Watch

It's a holiday weekend which for a lot of us means an extra day away from The Man. In real time it means that I'm in such a good mood I'm offering a bonus clip o the week.

Enjoy!

Thursday, September 3, 2009