Sunday, November 22, 2009

Happy Sunday!

Bonus Clip. Enjoy!

Friday, November 20, 2009

Happy Birthday Tyler!

Just a collection of Fight Club related vids for your viewing pleasure.

Movie Trailer



Where Is My Mind - The Pixies



Pitt Norton Interview


Back To School

Oww! You Hit Me In The Ear!

It's hard for me to fathom this but it has been 10 years since I watched a movie that literally changed my perspective on life. Here's your Clip of the week!


Money Changes Everything

I’m a bit behind this week. There just hasn’t been much motivation to post anything. Nothing spectacular going on and life consists mostly of trying to not spend too much money while still managing to entertain myself and those around me.

And speaking of money – here’s something floating around the office this week.


Jacket





Hammer Head Shark









Shark









Chinese Dragon


Thursday, November 5, 2009

Selling Out

The economy sucks. Thank you Captain Understatement. To make matters worse there is entirely too much to pay for and not enough cash to go around. So I'm selling out. I'm officially allowing ads to be posted on the Blog courtesy of Ad Sense.

I encourage you to click on the Ads and help me sell my self to the Man

Ladies Man

I don't know what's better about this song. Is it the lyrics or the side kick? Here's your clip of the week.

Make It Hurt So Good



As some of you know I love me some Roller Derby. Hot chicks on skates and in pads…suhweet!

For those of you that are not aware, Seattle has its very own Flat Track Roller Derby league. In past years they’ve been pretty good and have finished as high as 2nd nationally. There in a bit of a talent lull right now (they got waxed in the playoffs) but attending the bouts is still a solid way to spend a buck.

What we haven’t had here in Seattle is an incline track league.

Until now!

I’d like to introduce you to the Tilted Thunder Rail Birds. A Seattle based, banked track roller derby league. Teams are expected to be formed this upcoming February, and actual bouts will most likely start the following year.

That’s right folks! Exactly what I need. More hot, sexy women, competing against each other on skates.

Gigiddy!!


Monday, November 2, 2009

Steven Seagal Really Is Out For Justice

Ever have one of those "truth is funnier than fiction" moments? I dare you NOT to laugh at this.

Like The Song Says, He Was Just Saying Hello


For the record, I have several issues with the below article. When you read the article these statements will make more sense.

1. Seriously?!? There was more than one guy running around in that outfit? Was it the same color? If not, did they look for the other two? Maybe they're in a gang?

2. "He was deemed to not be the Teletubby we were looking for". Bwah hah hah hah! Now that's some funny sh!t.

3. So if you know he was muscular, clean shaven, and had dark hair, does this mean it was the worst Teletubby costume ever?

4. Jerry had it wrong. It wasn't the purse or the antenna that held Tinky Winky's magic.


November 2, 2009


'Teletubby' robs woman at gunpointWrong Teletubby was stopped and questioned
By JONATHAN SHER



Halloween took a bizarre and frightening turn in London this weekend when a man dressed as a purple Teletubby robbed a woman at gunpoint near the city's core.


London police say a gun-toting man wearing a costume of the pudgy purple television character, named Tinky Winky, confronted the woman near Talbot and Mill streets just after midnight and demanded cash.


The woman, in her 20s, handed money to the robber, who then ran south on Talbot.


The woman was unhurt, but misfortune wasn't hers alone. A second man dressed in costume was later stopped in the area by police and questioned -- but police had the wrong Teletubby.

"He was deemed not to be the Teletubby we were looking for," Const. Kevin Lui said.


"Unfortunately, Halloween provides (robbers) more cover than any other night."


The woman said the man who robbed her was between 6-foot-2 and 6-foot-4, 200 to 240 pounds with muscular build, short, dark hair and was clean-shaven.


Teletubbies is a TV series aimed at pre-schoolers that also gained a cult following among some older viewers.


Tinky Winky gained some notoriety a decade ago after evangelical preacher Jerry Falwell claimed the character was a homosexual role model because his antenna was a triangle and he carried a magic bag that looked like a woman's purse.

Sunday, November 1, 2009

Coming Soon

While I really wish I'd have posted this earlier I feel confident that you'll enjoy it today just as much as you would have two days ago when I'd planned on doing it. Wednesday The Admiral and I took in a movie - Saw VI to be exact - and as can happen whenver you see a movie there are good trailors and bad ones. These are the good ones. Guy Ritchie is back and he's brought a few friends, Ninja Assassin is extremely Matrixy and Avatar is an Imax must.

Enjoy!

Sherlock Holmes


Ninja Assassin


Avatar

Einstein Was Right

Scientist have theorized that each time you hit a decision point in life you create an alternate reality wherein the choice you don't make in this reality plays itself out. It's a cool thought and makes for good TV if you're a Sci Fi fan.

Of course its sad to think that there are millions of alternate "me's" running around screwin shit up. I have to wonder...what if I'd have stayed in the Coast Guard? What if I'd have moved to Chicago instead of coming home to Seattle? What if I'd have stayed in the Bay area instead of going to Michigan? What if I had swept the leg?

Wait a second...that last one wasn't me at all. Here's your clip of the week!