Tuesday, August 10, 2010

The New Label Says It All


A friend of mine runs a pub in downtown Seattle. I stopped by to see him yesterday afternoon (always a good time), and he shared with me a letter that the folks at Georgetown Brewery have sent out to all of their customers.


Georgetown makes some pretty good beer. Some of you know them for Manny’s, which is their ale. My personal favorite is the 9LB Porter. Below is the letter in its entirety and there’s a latent under-tone of animosity in it. It reads like a “they’re being a bunch of fucking dicks and we just don’t want to deal with it anymore”.


The picture is a little fuzzy but the brilliance of the new label is under the word “Porter”



Dear Georgetown Customer,

This is a letter to notify you that we are renaming 9LB Porter to Georgetown Porter. Georgetown Porter is the same recipe as 9LB Porter – the beer has not changed. This change is the result of a trademark dispute with Magic Hat Brewing Co. (now owners of Pyramid) over the use of the name 9LB Porter and trademark infringement issues associated with that name.

To summarize, Magic Hat’s flagship beer is called #9. Alan Newman, founder of Magic Hat, contacted us one year ago and told us that our use of the name 9LB Porter was trademark infringement and that we should not have been issued a federal trademark in the first place. His goal in contacting us was to reach some compromise and avoid litigation on both ends.

After much discussion, Alan agreed that we could keep the name but we would have to change the label and use the spelled out word “NINE” in place of the numeric “9″ so that there would be less confusion with the brands. We were ok with this and had even come up with a number of different label designs. Where we disagreed, however, is that Alan wants to own the brand name 9LB Porter and then license it back to us for no fee. He argued that this was the only way he could protect his trade name against any future trademark infringement
issues with any other brewery. The license he offered to us was free and would not limit our use of the mark (other than not being able to use the numeric “9″).

After much deliberation between Roger and me, and also after discussions with Scott Horrel, owner of the 9LB Hammer, we decided that we could not in good conscience grant someone else ownership of the name 9LB Porter. Scott said it was our decision to make, but Roger and I ultimately felt that the brand does not rightfully belong to us to sign over to some other brewery. We really feel like it belongs to the 9LB Hammer and don’t want some other brewery owning it. In all fairness to Magic Hat and Alan Newman, they did make an effort to compromise. Unfortunately, we just couldn’t agree on the name-ownership issue.

So with that… we’re changing the name of 9LB Porter. It will now be called Georgetown Porter. A new label will be introduced with the hammer and fist from the 9LB Hammer. We will phase out the old label and all of the marketing items. That is our agreement with Magic Hat.

We want to thank Scott Horrell for all of his support throughout this dispute. He’s had our back on this, so thanks to Scott. Also, thanks to all of you for being customers of Georgetown Brewing. Without you, we would have a lot of beer to drink by ourselves.

Sincerely,
Manny Chao
Georgetown Brewing Company

Thursday, August 5, 2010

Playoffs! Are You Kidding Me?!

I've always said that you can't help who you play and you should never apologize for it. But even I have to admit that the 'Hawks 2010 schedule looks softer than The Admiral's pillow. And you all know how much she loves her damn pillow.

I'm not complaining, mind you. In fact I've looked at the schedule and as silly as it sounds I see 10 wins. Yep T-E-N. Which means playoffs. That's right...I SAID PLAYOFFS!!!!

After the last 2 years, saying that there are 10 wins (9 at the worst) on the schedule makes my brain hurt. There's a side of me that says that no matter what I see on the schedule, we can't win more than 6 games this year. So I'm curious to hear what your expectations are? In the meantime here's what I see.


Wk 1 (9/12) - VS. 49ers - To get where I think they can go this year the Hawks have to split with most of the NFC West and sweep the Rams. Not impossible. The job starts in week 1 against SF. Alex Smith will be the opposing QB. Matt will want revenge for the back injury last year. New coach. New atmosphere. New vibe to the team. But most importantly the game is at home. I've got this as a win.


Wk 2 (9/19) - @ Denver - Here's what the Bronco's are bringing to the table in Week 2. No Brandon Marshall. No Sheffler. No Dumervil. A dinged up Moreno. A dinged up Buckhalter. No Lendale White. Lastly...an idiot for a Head Coach. Hawks go 2 - 0.


Wk 3 (9/26) - VS. San Diego - I've got this as a loss for Seattle but I'm going to tell you why they could win this game. Defensively we won't have to worry about Vincent Jackson (even if he isn't holding out) because he'll be suspended for this game. Merriman may still be holding out at this point. And there's no guarantee that the rookie RB out of Fresno is going to strike fear in the hearts of our D. Seattle could win this one and it wouldn't really surprise me. Still, for the sake of this post, let's call it a loss.


Wk 4 (10/3) - @ St. Louis - Win. Nuff Said


Wk 5 10/10 - Bye


Wk 6 (10/17) - @ Chicago - I'm calling this a win. Some non Hawk fans (and probably even some Hawk fans will think I'm crazy. They'll have 2 weeks to prepare, and the game will mean something because they'll be 3 - 1 at the time (possibly even 4 - 0). The guys on last years team will remember how the refs swindled the game away from them and will want payback. And then there's Cutler. In his 3 years as a Pro, he's compiled 58 Int's. I'm not sayin...I'm just sayin.

Wk 7 (10/24) - VS. Arizona - The Hawks have to split with the NFC West. Matt Leinart should still be under center at this point. In fact this may be his make or break game. The 12th Man will break him. Period. For the record this puts the Home Town 53 at 5 - 1.

Wk 8 (10/31) - @ Oakland - I know its Halloween and all but it's time to break out the old Raider Buster t-shirts. Welcome to 6 - 1 Hawks fans!


Wk 9 (11/7) - VS. NYG - I'm pretty "bullish" on the G-Men this year so I'm having a tough time calling this one a win. They are a big physical team and the biggest thing we have going for us is that the game is here in Seattle. We had to get our 2nd loss eventually and this is the beginning of what could be a tough 3 game stretch.


Wk 10 (11/14) - @ Zona - I called for a split so I'm going to give this game to the Cards. But I'm not impressed with what they have going on down there and this is a very winnable game.


Wk 11 (11/21) - @ N'Oleans - In my minds eye, I see this game resembling the one they played in Houston last year. Realistically I think its a loss for Seattle. But...but...but...what if the Saints were looking ahead to their Turkey Day game in Dallas? What if we went into this game thinking its the S-Bowl Champs and we need to make a statement. It could happen. I don't think it will but...


Wk 12 (11/28) - VS. Kansas City - If you're coming off of a 3 game skid and you need to get healthy quick...give the Chiefs a call and ask them to come visit. This is a game that is more than just winnable. This is a game that we should make a statement to the rest of the league with. If you're keeping count with me this would put the Hawks at 7 - 5.


Wk 13 (12/5) - VS. Carolina - The last time either of these teams were close to greatness was 2005. I was at that game and they made the Panther's look silly, and made Jake Delhomme look like, well, Jake Delhomme. Since then, Carolina has moved forward to the Matt Moore era. But let's be honest people. HE COULDN'T BEAT OUT DELHOMME. Whatever! Leave this one to the fans guys. We'll welcome Matt or Jimmy, or whoever it is that is under center that game.


Wk 14 (12/12) - @ 49ers - At this point we're 8 - 4 and headed to the Bay area in what could end up being a Sunday Night Flex game. Right now it's scheduled for 1:05 but it could be for 1st place in the NFC West so they may move us to prime time. I think we will win this game but since I called for a split I'm going to give it to the Niners and say we're 8 - 5 because I don't think its going to matter.


Wk 15 (12/19) - VS. Atlanta - The Falcons will have to travel across the country and face THE LOUDEST CROWD IN THE NFL PERIOD. I think this is a win. But I'm going to tally it as the 6th loss because I think it makes the drama for the final 2 weeks that much more interesting. Also I believe that this is a game that the Falcons will have to win if they want to make the playoffs. Simply put. They will need this game more than we will.


Wk 16 (12/26) - @ Tampa - I like Tampa a lot. I've never lived there and Seattle will always be #1 but my dad grew up in Florida and this was his team. If you have parents that are football fans you'll know that their team is your team no matter how much you love another. So long as they aren't playing Seattle that is. The Admiral gives excellent b-day gifts but last years gift was the Hawk/Buc game and watching us lose was torture. This year we get payback!


Wk 17 (1/2) - VS. St. Louis - Last game of the year. It could be for the division. But here's the good news. Zona plays the Niners this week. We play the Rams. At home. The first formula for making the playoffs is easy. Win Your Division. And according to my math, a win this week against the lowly "lambs" will put us at 10 - 6.


These are just my thoughts. What do you guys think?


Tuesday, August 3, 2010

Excelsior





Wile E. Coyote Prefers Small Birds In French Maid Outfits



This post has been a week or so in the making. Mostly because I’ve been too busy-lazy-tired-focused on other stuff- and so on.



But my foibles won’t make this article any less interesting. You can file this away into the “Did you know” category.



The topic is “Geniuses”. The subject is hidden dirty secrets. Discuss…



The entirety of the article is available here. But here's a snipet of how it begins...

Since it seems like every movie star, athlete and politician is just a sex scandal waiting to happen, you could almost think that it's not possible to be a prominent person without also having an utterly depraved sex life behind the scenes.

And looking back at the great men of history... we're starting to wonder if that's right on the money...