Clip O' The Week - Dickie Dawson's Revenge

No one did it better than Richard Dawson. Well maybe Gene Rayburn, but that's like comparing Obi Wan to Yoda. Where do you think Dickie got his swagger from?

And since D-Squared left the show they've gone through name after name trying to find the right guy.

Louie Anderson - too fat
Richard Karn - too much of a side kick
John O'Hurley - too "Mr. Peterman" ish

And now the latest is Steve Harvey. I was skeptical when I heard he had gotten the gig. Skepticism begone. Be sure to watch all three in order. I saved the best for last.

Ooooooo rock me Ammadeus!

The Contenders - Rick Santorum

This man wants to be your President.

The word Santorum is litterally defined as "The frothy mix of lube and fecal matter that is sometimes the byproduct of anal sex."

As a co-worker of mine said, "tough break on the name dude!"

New Music Monday - Blue, Grey, Arsenic and Lace

There's something really pure and pristine about this duo. I hope you enjoy it as much as I did.

Things I Wish I'd Written -- I always figured Supe for a "briefs" guy

Courtesy of the folks at geeksaresexy.net

Clip O' The Week - POTUS Doin Work

Pimpin' made easy. He's not just the most powerful man in the free world, he's the coolest! Here's the Clip o' the week.

It's Been Nice Knowing You All But...

I'm moving to Brazil

Brazilian Woman Wins Right To Masturbate At Work

Posted by Real News Reporter on May 13th, 2011

Ana Catarian Bezerra is a 36-year-old Brazilian woman who suffers from a chemical imbalance that triggers severe anxiety and hypersexuality. Ana, an accountant by day, began to have problems at work because the only way to relieve said anxiety is by masturbating. A lot. Now, after winning a court battle and seeking professional medical help, Ana is allowed to masturbate and watch porn — using her work’s computer, no less — legally.

Ana wasn’t always like this, she was worse:
“I got so bad I would to masturbate up to forty seven-times a day. That’s when I asked for help, I knew it wasn’t normal.”
Carlos Howert, Ana’s doctor, prescribes Ana with a “cocktail” (read: an entire medicine cabinet’s worth) of tranquillizers. We’re not sure how that “cocktail” doesn’t knock Ana out (half a Claritin feels like an elephant tranquillizer to us), but thanks to Dr. Howert’s concoction, Ana only has to masturbate around eighteen-times a day.

So, like, a little less than Elvis Crespo.

Of course all of this sounds absurd and hilarious to most us but for Ana it’s probably anything but. Last April she had to take her employer to court in order to be allowed to masturbate during work hours. Ana won.

Still, imagine an office full of of scandalized and perverted stares as you exit the bathroom or bend down to pick up a pencil — awkward? Very. Also, as a woman, having a bunch of men knowing you’re a clinical nympho probably doesn’t help deter unwanted sexual advances.

Georgia On My Mind

Kudos to you if you get the opening joke. Now for a couple more:

A rolling idiot gathers no moss.

Look! Newton was right.

It's almost like Steve McQueen really did make the Great Escape to the Alps. Almost.

The Georgian judge gave him a 3.5 for lack of commitment.

Thankfully he was wearing a camera on his helmet, "and for that we thank you". For putting up with my "Tosh-like list, here's the referenced clip as your reward.

Talkin' Ain't Doin

I know I'm late to the party here but this is so damn funny that I can't stop watching it.

Sometimes you can over plan. The 1:23 mark says it all. Thumbs up let's do this!

Clip O' The Week - Judgment Day

Let's just suppose that The Machines finally decide to take over shall we? Here's this week's clip.

Ducked and Covered: A Survival Guide to the Post Apocalypse from Nathaniel Lindsay on Vimeo.

New Music Monday -- Be Your Own Dog

I dare you to not enjoy this one! Go on. Get up and dance. You know you want to.