Wednesday, July 13, 2011

I Need A Summer Home In Russia



A man who tried to rob a hairdresser in Russia wound up being handcuffed to a radiator, force fed Viagra and kept as a sex slave for three days by the salon owner, a 28-year-old woman.

Karate black belt Olga Zajac felled Viktor Jasinkski, 32, with a single kick when he entered her shop in Meshchovsk, intending to rob her, the Daily Mail reports.

Jasinkski went straight to police after his ordeal, telling them Zajac dragged him into a back room and tied him up with a hairdryer cable.

She then stripped him naked and handcuffed him to the heater, feeding him nothing but Viagra to "teach him a lesson," he told police.

When police questioned the hairdresser she called Jasinkski a "bastard" for dobbing her in.

"Yes we had sex a couple of times. But I bought him new jeans, gave him food and even gave him 1000 roubles when he left."

Both Zajac and Jasinkski have been arrested.


Monday, July 4, 2011

Browncoat Humor

Independance Day gag from some folks that fought for the Independance.

Remember Remember The 4th Of...


Err, you get the idea.

One of my all time favorite songs on one of the more appropriate days to listen to it.




Tchaikovsky - Overture 1812 by beautifulcynic

Saturday, July 2, 2011

49 Hours 33 Minutes Ago

That's the aproximate time I opened up the email from my buddy Tim. It's also a fair estimate for how long this has been stuck in my head. I think I may have even dreamed about it.