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Wile E. Coyote Prefers Small Birds In French Maid Outfits

This post has been a week or so in the making. Mostly because I’ve been too busy-lazy-tired-focused on other stuff- and so on.

But my foibles won’t make this article any less interesting. You can file this away into the “Did you know” category.

The topic is “Geniuses”. The subject is hidden dirty secrets. Discuss…

The entirety of the article is available here. But here's a snipet of how it begins...

Since it seems like every movie star, athlete and politician is just a sex scandal waiting to happen, you could almost think that it's not possible to be a prominent person without also having an utterly depraved sex life behind the scenes.

And looking back at the great men of history... we're starting to wonder if that's right on the money...

The Thinning Of The Herd Continues

I don’t even know where to begin. This is tragically funny, and if there was a video Tosh.0 would be all over it. Do you remember the scene at the end of T2? The one where Arnie is being lowered into the molten pit at the factory? Well this is tons better because it's real life.

This story provides an important reminder for workers: They can put their lives at risk while trying to save a co-worker. The best action is to contact trained emergency responders.
Six workers drowned after falling into a giant vat of ketchup at a plant in Lucknow, India.

The chain of events started when one worker fell into the 20-foot deep tank.

Police say, as five co-workers dived in to save her, they were all overcome by fumes given off from fermenting vegetables and drowned.

Two more workers were hospitalized.

Investigators say the woman was scooping fermented vegetables from the vat when she slipped off her ladder and plunged into the tank.

The factory owner was taken into custody.

I Hate Myself For This One

It's shameful how much I like this stupid video but...

Here's your Clip O' the Week!

The Jew Of Bel Air

I know he's no Will Smith but wouldn't you like to know the story about how this guys life got flipped and turned upside down until he became the Fresh Jew of Bel Air?

Here's your Clip O' The Week

The Holograms' Dignity Remains Intact

The Admiral and I dig karaoke. For those of you that know us this is no surprise. We're not the best singers but we are no where near the worst. For the most part we can hold our own. Although we have some songs that we could call "fall backs" or "old standby's" we don't always sing the same ol' stuff. We tend to branch out and attempt songs that we've never tried but have always wanted to. I once went through the entire alphabet and picked out songs based on whatever the next letter was. I think it took me about 3 months to finish.

The folks over at Funny Or Die (a site I really love BTW) thought it would be a good idea to disquise Jewel and send her to a local Karaoke bar. The disquise was pretty good, and to FOD's credit she looks nothing like her normal everyday self. In fact she looks a little more like the chick from My Big Fat Greek Wedding.

Once at the bar she would be "convinced" to get up and sing a song or two. The key being that the songs were going to all be "Jewel" songs. It was a lame idea when Jessica morphed into Jem and it's not much better now. In fact I hearby declare this to be the lamest of the lame. It's impressive during Karaoke when a non-professional gets up and sings something really well.

It's not impressive when you get up and sing your own shit. No one is going to give Stephen Tyler extra credit for singing an Aerosmith song no matter how crazy his range is. Marshal Mathers gets zero kudos if he goes to his local pub and performs Lose Yourself. So, I'm sorry to inform you Jewel, but what you did was just STOOPID with a capital Dumb! You can see all about it in the below clip.

Undercover Karaoke with Jewel from Jewel

I'm All A-Twitter For Soccer

Courtesy of the Huffington Post.

In a year already featuring odd World Cup promises, porn star Bobbi Eden appears to have outdone her competitors. The Dutch erotic actress wrote on Twitter that she "will give a BJ to all my followers" if the Netherlands wins the soccer tournament this weekend.

Having vanquished Uruguay in the semifinals, the Netherlands is just one win away from potentially triggering an oral sex extravaganza. According to the bizarre tweet, several fellow actresses could join the festivities. Eden currently has more than 23,000 followers.