Georgia On My Mind

Kudos to you if you get the opening joke. Now for a couple more:

A rolling idiot gathers no moss.

Look! Newton was right.

It's almost like Steve McQueen really did make the Great Escape to the Alps. Almost.

The Georgian judge gave him a 3.5 for lack of commitment.

Thankfully he was wearing a camera on his helmet, "and for that we thank you". For putting up with my "Tosh-like list, here's the referenced clip as your reward.