Eli Manning is Darth Vader.
Join me, and together we will bake up a storm
I know this seems like a stretch. But stick with me for a miniute. I can back this up. Trust me. Just take a moment to open your mind and join me on this brief journey.
We've all seen Episide 1 where young Aniken Skywalker does his Pod Racing gig and in the end the real heroes do all the work to secure a critical victory. Ani is excited becase he gets to spend time with all these super cool, extremely gifted people. Maybe some if it, if he's lucky and pays enough attention, will rub off. Maybe.
We've all seen Episide 1 where young Aniken Skywalker does his Pod Racing gig and in the end the real heroes do all the work to secure a critical victory. Ani is excited becase he gets to spend time with all these super cool, extremely gifted people. Maybe some if it, if he's lucky and pays enough attention, will rub off. Maybe.
One day soon I'm gonna give San Diego a big "Eff You"
Fast forward a little bit and Ani is still hangin with Obi Wan. They are an inseparable team. Whether its stopping plots led by the Sith or winning Oreo dunk championships against the Williams sisters (I'm pretty sure it was them) you can always find Obi & Ani hangin together.
Ani & Obi. The Sith don't stand a chance
Later in the series Ani seems more accomplished and although his side wins you're not really sure if he had a hand in it. For the most part he walked around whining about how he didn't really want to be there and all in all he seemed a little pathetic. What we do know is that a very wrinkled muppet looking creature played a key role and the special effects were good enough to hold your interest. But much like watching a game where the final score is 21 - 17, you're left with your jaw agape wondering what happened.
I've never seen him and Coughlin in the same place at the same time
In the final scene we find our protagonist standing victorious over the more accomplished Jedi. He's defiant and we all hate him. No one really understands how he made this miraculous ascent but there he is sitting at the top wearing a gold jacket and holding his shiny light saber. Sadly because we've all seen Episodes 4 - 6, we can be assured that the mouth breathing never ends.
Say what you will but this guy just wone a second Super Bowl
The good news is that we also know that there will be another. Oh yes, there will be...
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