With everything that's been going on lately (the chest pains, the seemingly high blood pressure, and the blunt trauma to the eye) I have had a case of down syndrome that would put Corkey to shame.
With that said, A brief respite from my depression is in order. For this particular respite I’d like to offer an ode to porn. I don’t spend much time discussing this particular topic because it’s really none of your business what style of porn I’m currently in to. There is a special bond between a man and his porn. Its private and intimate. Its personal. For the most part a mans porn is the closest thing to a Top Secret Government Assignment that a normal guy will ever encounter. Some will contend that the entire purpose of the internet is solely restricted to porn. Thank you Al Gore!
In all seriousness thought it really is something extremely private. Most of us, no matter how secure and comfortable we are in our romantic and personal relationships feel as small sense of shame when viewing porn. In some ways it adds to the enjoyment of it.
There are also as many different types of porn as there are people. If you have a computer and an internet connection any scenario you could possibly imagine can easily be found at the mere touch of your fingertips. I considered listing all of the possible options but quickly realized how foolhardy this would be.
So what’s my point?
The other day I caught an brief clip of Dane Cook’s “Isolated Incident” (I have the rest of it recorded and intend to watch it someday soon.). He made a reference to a few things that led me to my new favorite porn style.
Now some of you are going “high brow” on me and are tuning out. I’m begging you to stick with me for a little bit longer. If for no other reason than the fact that I only have one good eye and you should take pity on me. I will spare you the electronic trail of bread crumbs that led me here and cut to the chase.
The simple question I’ll ask you is what would you say to watching two girls (or 4 if they go tag team) wrestle for 3 rounds in nothing more than a string bikini? If you are still intrigued then I’ll give you a hint of what’s in store for round 4. The loser get’s what the hare got in Snatch if it got caught.
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The women are real. They are not model perfect. In fact they are far from it and that probably what I find sexiest about them. Yes someone will find it degrading. Someone will find it offensive. Not only do I not care but I'm less than sorry. Fuck off!
And if the "hare in Snatch" reference was too obscure for some of you I’ll offer two choices. You can take the short cut and go straight to it by clicking here, or you can watch this work safe clip and perhaps get an inkling of what I’m referring to. Personally I reckon the hare get’s fucked. Damn I hate Pikeys!
PS - Although I’m developing plenty of favorites I am currently huge fan of Vendetta and The Butcher
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