By now most of you have heard Caribou Barbie refer to herself as a “Hockey Mom”. During her acceptance speech at the Republican National Convention she cleverly said that the difference between a Hockey Mom and a Pitbull was lipstick. So I thought it would be fun to list some of the other differences between the two. Let’s dance!!
Top 5 differences between a Hockey Mom and a Pitbull
5. Lipstick
4. Pitbulls have less hair (think about it)
3. A Pitbull won’t bitch at you if you want to leave it at home and go to the hockey match with the boys.
2. If the Pitbull is barking outside of the back door and the Hockey Mom is yelling from the front door the Pitbull will most likely shut up when you let it inside.
And the number one difference between a Hockey Mom and a Pitbull…
1. A Pitbull is smart enough to know it isn’t qualified to be Vice President of the United States.
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