Saturday, October 13, 2007

Nascar is the new Black


So this just in...Politicians say dumb shit that gets them in trouble. This weeks Capitol offender is Bennie Thompson (D-Miss). To make a long story short he was talking about the nasty things that he believes can happen to you if you're in a crowded area (concerts, sporting events, orgies) for an extended amount of time.

OK so I threw the orgy thing in there.

So this is at least what he was trying to say. It came out as people that watch Nascar have cooties. Personally I'm a little disappointed to know that if you were able to get the pants off one of those hot lil southern girls you'd find yourself face to face with the Eye of Sauron. *Sigh*

Feel free to read all about Beenie's gaffeafter the jump.

Oh and if you're wondering how any of this relates to the hotness that is Natalie...it doesn't. But if I must Bennie and Nat have both at some point been on This Week with George Stephanopoulos. Screw you for judging me.

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